I had words in this box. But they got boring.
48| Doctor: | You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. |
|---|---|
| Woman: | Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? |
| Doctor: | Denise. |
| Woman: | Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? |
| Doctor: | Denephew. |
i’d love to be a really hot guy for a day n get loads of bitches to suck my dick
(via ohhowardyoucrackmeup)
| normal girls: | i love when boys kiss my neck, caress me, cuddle me etc |
|---|---|
| me: | i like when they acknowledge my existence |
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want.
(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via anothersliceofcheesecake)
| Claire: | So what are we doing on Friday? |
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| Me: | You are getting on mah bus. Coming to mine. We are eating pizza. I will force you to put on my Taylor Swift T shirt. We will get drunk and whinily yell about shit (boys). Then we will stay round Robyns and party again the following evening. |
(Source: shygirl364, via chasing-the-stars)
(via stinson)
| me: | can i have a friend round? |
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| mum: | |
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| mum: | to do what? |
| mum: | what are they called? |
| mum: | have i met them? |
| mum: | where do they live? |
| mum: | how do you know them? |
| mum: | how long for? |
| mum: | what rooms are you going to be in? |
| mum: | what are their eye colours? |
| mum: | THIS HOUSE ISN'T A HOTEL |
